The Toaster Reform Act of 553

Section 1: Toaster Safety Regulations

By popular demand, the Toaster Reform Act of 553 has been passed to ensure the safety of toasters across the nation.

Article 1.1: All toasters sold in the United States must have a minimum of two distinct beeps to warn users of impending burning.

Article 1.2: Toaster manufacturers are now required to provide a complimentary fire extinguisher with each toaster purchase.

Article 2.1: The Toaster Safety Council (TSC) has been established to oversee the enforcement of this act.

Learn more about the Toaster Safety Council

Toaster Industry Response to the Reform Act

Stay vigilant, citizens! A toaster near you could be hazardous.

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