MEETING NOTES: Possible Solutions to the Disappearance of Frank

In a shocking turn of events, Frank reappeared in the break room, demanding a raise and a better chair. We discussed possible explanations for his disappearance and potential solutions to his re-emergence. Key takeaways include:

• Frank has been secretly training for a breakdancing competition in Eastern Europe.
• He has been kidnapped by aliens who needed a good office manager.
• It was all a ruse to test our emergency procedures.

In response to Frank's unexplained disappearances, we decided to renovate the break room with reinforced doors, motion-sensitive alarms, and a hidden panic room. We also installed a 'Frank-dar' system to track his movements and predict potential escape routes.

• The new break room is now officially called 'Frank-proof'.
• The company has invested heavily in motion-activated paintball systems.
• We are now on high alert for any future disappearances.