In response to Frank's unexplained disappearances, we decided to renovate the break room with reinforced doors, motion-sensitive alarms, and a hidden panic room. We also installed a 'Frank-dar' system to track his movements and predict potential escape routes.
- The new break room is now officially called 'Frank-proof'.
- The company has invested heavily in motion-activated paintball systems.
- We are now on high alert for any future disappearances.