Meeting Minutes: 580 - The Ultimate Snack Revamp

Present: Bob, Steve, and Dave

Attendees were in high spirits, fueled by a 5-hour meeting that somehow managed to cover every possible snack option.

We will have 17 new snack options, including:
1. "Mystery Meat" - A meat product that defies explanation.
2. "Spaghetti Surprise" - Spaghetti in a can, served with a side of regret.
3. "Frooty O's" - A cereal bar so bright, so bold, it'll blind your taste buds.
4. "Chili Cheese Fries" - Because we needed more grease.
5. "Poptart" - A snack so small, it'll make you wonder if it's a snack or a placebo.

Decisions were made, compromises were reached, and Bob's beard was stroked in approval.