Meeting Minutes: Possible Solutions 549

Presented by: Bob Smith, Janice Doe, and Chuck Brown

Meeting Purpose: Brainstorming solutions to the "Inflatable Unicorn Problem"

Attendees: Bob, Janice, Chuck, and 3 invisible attendees (see footnote 1)

• Solution 1: Use a combination of duct tape and hope
• Solution 2: Replace the unicorn with a more practical alternative (e.g., a narwhal)
• Solution 3: Declare the unicorn sentient and grant it rights

Next Steps:

• Research the feasibility of solution 1
• Consult with narwhal experts
• Prepare for the inevitable unicorn uprising

Footnote 1:

The 3 invisible attendees were present in spirit, but not in body. Their contributions were felt, but not seen.

Links:

• Meeting Minutes: Possible Solutions 550-Style
• Meeting Minutes: Possible Solutions 548-Style

Notes:

Notes for Meeting 548

Notes for Meeting 549

Notes for Meeting 550