Meetings: Possible Solutions 501-600: Style 557
Presented by: Bob the Builder (aka Bob the Meeting Master)
Subtitle: Because who needs actual solutions when you have meetings?
This meeting is dedicated to finding solutions to problems that don't actually exist.
Solution 501: The "We'll just do it later" Method
Presented by: Dave, the procrastination expert
- Step 1: Ignore the problem until it goes away
- Step 2: Pretend to be working on it while playing video games
- Step 3: Realize it's too late and call an emergency meeting for tomorrow
Solution 503: The "We're all just winging it" Method
Solution 504: The "Let's just Google it" MethodSolution 505: The "I'm too busy to care" Method
Solution 506: The "We're all just winging it" MethodSolution 507: The "Let's just pretend we're not here" Method
Solution 508: The "We're all just waiting for a miracle" MethodSolution 509: The "Let's just call an audible" Method
Solution 509: The "I'll just make it up as I go along" Method
Presented by: Bob the Builder (aka Bob the Meeting Master)
- Step 1: Pretend to have a plan
- Step 2: Change the plan mid-meeting
- Step 3: Hope no one notices
Solution 511: The "We're all just winging it" Method
Solution 512: The "Let's just make it up as we go" Method
Presented by: Dave, the procrastination expert
- Step 1: Pretend to have a plan
- Step 2: Change the plan mid-meeting
- Step 3: Realize it's too late and call an emergency meeting for tomorrow
Solution 514: The "Let's just call an audible" Method
Solution 515: The "Let's just wing it" Method
Presented by: Bob the Builder (aka Bob the Meeting Master)
- Step 1: Pretend to have a plan
- Step 2: Change the plan mid-meeting
- Step 3: Hope no one notices
Solution 517: The "Let's just make it up as we go" Method
Solution 518: The "Let's just pretend we're not here" Method
Presented by: Bob the Builder (aka Bob the Meeting Master)
- Step 1: Pretend to have a plan
- Step 2: Realize it's too late and call an emergency meeting for tomorrow
Solution 520: The "Let's just make it up as we go" Method
Solution 521: The "Let's just wing it" Method
Presented by: Dave, the procrastination expert
- Step 1: Pretend to have a plan
- Step 2: Change the plan mid-meeting
- Step 3: Realize it's too late and call an emergency meeting for tomorrow
Solution 523: The "Let's just call an audible" Method
Solution 524: The "Let's just pretend we're not here" Method
Presented by: Bob the Builder (aka Bob the Meeting Master)
- Step 1: Pretend to have a plan
- Step 2: Realize it's too late and call an emergency meeting for tomorrow
Solution 526: The "Let's just make it up as we go" Method
Solution 527: The "Let's just wing it" Method
Presented by: Dave, the procrastination expert
- Step 1: Pretend to have a plan
- Step 2: Change the plan mid-meeting
- Step 3: Realize it's too late and call an emergency meeting for tomorrow
Solution 529: The "Let's just call an audible" Method
Solution 530: The "Let's just pretend we're not here" Method
Presented by: Bob the Builder (aka Bob the Meeting Master)
- Step 1: Pretend to have a plan
- Step 2: Realize it's too late and call an emergency meeting for tomorrow
Solution 532: The "Let's just make it up as we go" Method
Solution 533: The "Let's just wing it" Method
Presented by: Dave, the procrastination expert
- Step 1: Pretend to have a plan
- Step 2: Change the plan mid-meeting
- Step 3: Realize it's too late and call an emergency meeting for tomorrow
Solution 535: The "Let's just call an audible" Method
Solution 536: The "Let's just pretend we're not here" Method
Presented by: Bob the Builder (aka Bob the Meeting Master)
- Step 1: Pretend to have a plan
- Step 2: Realize it's too late and call an emergency meeting for tomorrow
Solution 538: The "Let's just make it up as we go" Method
Solution 539: The "Let's just wing it" Method
Presented by: Bob the Builder (aka Bob the Meeting Master)
- Step 1: Pretend to have a plan
- Step 2: Change the plan mid-meeting
- Step 3: Hope no one notices
Solution 541: The "Let's just pretend we're not here" Method
Solution 542: The "Let's just pretend we're not here" Method
Presented by: Dave, the procrastination expert
- Step 1: Pretend to have a plan
- Step 2: Realize it's too late and call an emergency meeting for tomorrow
Solution 544: The "Let's just make it up as we go" Method
Solution 545: The "Let's just wing it" Method
Presented by: Bob the Builder (aka Bob the Meeting Master)
- Step 1: Pretend to have a plan
- Step 2: Change the plan mid-meeting
- Step 3: Realize it's too late and call an emergency meeting for tomorrow
Solution 547: The "Let's just call an audible" Method
Solution 548: The "Let's just pretend we're not here" Method
Presented by: Bob the Builder (aka Bob the Meeting Master)
- Step 1: Pretend to have a plan
- Step 2: Realize it's too late and call an emergency meeting for tomorrow
Solution 550: The "Let's just make it up as we go" Method
Solution 551: The "Let's just wing it" Method
Presented by: Dave, the procrastination expert
- Step 1: Pretend to have a plan
- Step 2: Change the plan mid-meeting
- Step 3: Realize it's too late and call an emergency meeting for tomorrow
Solution 553: The "Let's just call an audible" Method
Solution 554: The "Let's just pretend we're not here" Method
Presented by: Bob the Builder (aka Bob the Meeting Master)
- Step 1: Pretend to have a plan
- Step 2: Realize it's too late and call an emergency meeting for tomorrow
Solution 556: The "Let's just make it up as we go" Method
Solution 557: The "Let's just wing it" Method
Presented by: Dave, the procrastination expert
- Step 1: Pretend to have a plan
- Step 2: Change the plan mid-meeting
- Step 3: Realize it's too late and call an emergency meeting for tomorrow