Meeting of the Century: Possible Solutions 501-600
Today, we're going to tackle the impossible. Or at least, possible. Solutions 501 to 600, that is.
We've got a real doozy of a problem on our hands, folks. Our rival company, "Bland Corporation," has managed to make their website look more interesting than ours. The shame is real.
Solution 501: Add More Glitter
We're going to add more glitter to our website. Lots and lots of glitter. Because nothing says "professional" like a website that's just covered in sparkles.
Solution 502: Change the Font to Comic Sans
We're ditching those boring, serif fonts for the classic, sans-serif font that screams "we're trying too hard to be fun."