Meeting Minutes: Possible Solutions to the Intractable Problem of Meeting Minutes

Presented by Committee 3456, Division of Inefficiency, Department of Redundancy

Section 1: The Slightly Less Terrible Alternative

As discussed in the previous meeting, we have reached a consensus that the current system is, in fact, a disaster.

However, after conducting extensive research and consulting with experts, we have discovered a slightly less terrible alternative.

This new system involves using a combination of colored markers, felt-tip pens, and the occasional well-placed sticky note to create a visually appealing and moderately functional system.

We propose the following implementation plan:

• Step 1: Prepare the Ink
• Step 2: Attach the Stickers
• Step 3: Test the System