Meeting Minutes - 503 Innovation Sprints
Meeting ID: 2023-03-16-14:00
Attendees:
- John "The Idea Guy" Smith
- Jane "The Sceptic" Doe
- Bob "The Coffee Snob" Johnson
Decisions:
- Implement a new "Bureaucracy" feature to increase red tape.
- Introduce a "Bureaucracy-Induced" time-wasting exercise to boost productivity.
- Replace all existing documentation with 500 pages of irrelevant meeting minutes.
Action Items:
- Research the optimal ratio of meetings to productivity.
- Develop a system to automatically schedule meetings every 30 minutes.
- Create a " Meeting Necessity" form for employees to fill out.