We're sorry, we can't actually source solutions for you, but we're happy to commiserate with you about how bad your problem is.
We're experiencing technical difficulties. Our solution sourcing algorithm has gone rogue, and we can't find anything useful for you. But don't worry, we've got some links to other places you might find marginally less despairing:
Answered Phone - A hotline where we'll just tell you the same tired solutions we've been telling everyone else. (1-800-MEETING-1)
Ask The Intern - Where you can ask our intern (Timmy) to try and find something, anything, that might help. (Good luck with that)
Throw Money At The Problem - A service where we'll just give you some fancy reports and graphs that might make you feel better, but won't actually solve anything.
Disclaimer: Our solution sourcing services are provided on a best-effort basis. We're not actually going to help you.