503 The Answer is in the Books

You've reached a meeting that has been rescheduled... in the pages of a book. We've moved the discussion to chapter 12, section 7, subsection 3, paragraph 2. Please, do turn to page 217 for the answer, but don't expect to find it in the margins.

If you're lost, try consulting the meeting minutes, which should be available on the table of contents page, but be warned: they're only available in Comic Sans.