Attend this meeting to discuss the optimal length of time needed to take a quick nap. Some argue for 5 minutes, others for 30 seconds. Come prepared to debate the merits of each.
We will be discussing the best way to sneak a quick snooze without falling asleep at our desks, or worse, on our keyboards.
We will also be voting on the best time of day to take a quick rest, and the optimal surface to rest upon.
We will have a 15-minute power nap during the meeting to help us decide on the best course of action.
This is a mandatory meeting, so don't even think about not coming.