Chapter 1: The Ancient Art of Reading, or How to Do Absolutely Nothing Productively

You're not just reading, you're not just scrolling. You're transcending the bounds of time and space, entering a realm where the words on the screen are the only thing that matters.

Step 1: Clear your schedule. Clear your mind. Clear your desk. Clear the space around you. Clear your thoughts. Clear your soul. You're starting from scratch, like a blank page waiting for words.

Substep 1: Clear Your Sessions (Because Who Needs Actual Work?) Substep 2: The Ritual of Refreshing (Because Your Browser is a Window to the Soul)

And remember: The Ancient Art of Reading is not just a guide, it's a way of life. A way of life where you can spend hours staring at the same sentence, pondering the meaning of the words, and wondering if you'll ever make it out alive.

But don't worry, it's worth it. Because when you master The Ancient Art of Reading, you'll be the one who can say: "I've spent 8 hours on this chapter and still haven't gotten a thing done, but it felt productive."

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