Meeting Minutes - The Definitely Not Solutions

Meeting ID: 1234

Meeting Purpose: Brainstorming sessions on the definitely not solution that definitely does not work.

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and Bob's Lawyer.

Agenda

1. Introduction to the definitely not solution that definitely does not work
2. Discussion on why this solution will never work
3. Action items and next steps on how to fail

Notes

John: "We should just do the opposite of what we usually do, that'll fix everything!"

Jane: "But what if it doesn't?"

Bob: "Don't worry, I'll just use more duct tape."

Bob's Lawyer: "I'm not sure if this is wise, but I'm getting paid either way."

Decisions

It was decided to do the opposite, because why not?

Action Items

• John: "I'll start writing the code to do the opposite."
• Jane: "I'll try not to be too skeptical."
• Bob: "I'll... um... uh..."
• Bob's Lawyer: "I'll draft a letter to our clients explaining why this is a great idea."