Meetings: 505 The Final Answer

We're glad you asked. After months of deliberation, countless cups of coffee, and an undisclosed number of sacrificed relationships, we've finally arrived at the solution to all of life's greatest mysteries.

What is it?

It's a meeting.

Why is it a meeting?

Because, let's face it, everything is just a meeting in disguise. The apocalypse will be a meeting. Your in-laws will be a meeting. Your taxes will be a meeting. Even the apocalypse's in-laws will be a meeting.

How can we implement this solution?

We've prepared an exhaustive 12-step guide:

• Step 1: Gather 10+ people in a room.
• Step 2: Stare at them until they agree to meet.
• Step 3: Repeat steps 1-2 for 2 hours, or until someone faints.
• Step 4: Call it a "breakout session" and serve donuts.
• Step 5: Realize the donuts were just a distraction.
• Step 6: Repeat step 4 until the donuts are gone.
• Step 7: Declare victory and send out a group email.
• Step 8: Send the email to the wrong people.
• Step 9: Blame it on the intern.
• Step 10: Celebrate with another donut.

Additional Resources:

For more information on meetings, visit our sister site: Meetings: 101 Reasons Why Meetings Are the Best.