Meeting of the Unwilling
Section 505: The Phantom Memorandum
By Order of the Council of Unwilling Participants, a special meeting was called to discuss the recent surge in apathy towards our beloved organization.
After hours of deliberation, we have come up with the following solutions:
- A: Abstain, Abstain, and Abstain some more. Why bother with actual solutions when we could just take a three-hour lunch break?
- B: Bureaucracy: Let's just fill out some forms, and maybe someone will get around to it eventually.
- C: Cacophony: We could just make a lot of noise about it, and hope someone gets the hint.
These options are not mutually exclusive, and we encourage you to combine them for maximum effect.