The Solopinions Debate: 506

Wherein the esteemed members of the Solopinions Committee gather to hash out the finer points of nothing in particular.

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Today's agenda: "Is the meaning of life a mystery or an inconvenience?"

Dr. Smith, renowned expert in the field of "not knowing": "I'm telling you, it's a mystery. We're all just wandering around in the dark, trying to find the light switch."

Dr. Johnson, noted authority on "being completely unimpressed": "I'm with you, Doc. It's not like we're going to find it. We'll just keep arguing about it."

And you, random intern: "Um, can we talk about the snacks in the break room?"