Meeting Summary
Attendees: Alice, Bob, Carol, Dave, and 27 others.
Topic: The Abysmal Abyss of Abstractions
Summary:
- We discussed the existential implications of abstract thinking.
- We debated the merits of abstract nouns versus abstract verbs.
- We failed to reach consensus on the definition of 'abstraction'.
Action Items:
- Alice will research the history of abstract thinking.
- Bob will prepare a presentation on abstract nouns.
- Carol will write a whitepaper on the dangers of over-abstraction.
- Dave will... um... Dave will try not to fall asleep.
Next Steps:
- We will reconvene in two weeks to discuss the results of our research.
- Everyone is expected to come prepared with more questions.