Meeting Summary

Attendees: Alice, Bob, Carol, Dave, and 27 others.

Topic: The Abysmal Abyss of Abstractions

Summary:

• We discussed the existential implications of abstract thinking.
• We debated the merits of abstract nouns versus abstract verbs.
• We failed to reach consensus on the definition of 'abstraction'.

Action Items:

• Alice will research the history of abstract thinking.
• Bob will prepare a presentation on abstract nouns.
• Carol will write a whitepaper on the dangers of over-abstraction.
• Dave will... um... Dave will try not to fall asleep.

Next Steps:

• We will reconvene in two weeks to discuss the results of our research.
• Everyone is expected to come prepared with more questions.