We're at the final stage of the "Better Than Nothing" problem-solving process. This is where things get really interesting. Or, you know, not interesting. It's hard to tell at this point.
As we're frantically searching for solutions, we're starting to feel the pressure. The clock is ticking, and our coffee cups are almost empty. It's time to think outside the box... or in this case, the meeting room.
We've tried everything from bribing the copier to promising the janitor extra breaks. But nothing seems to be working. Our only hope is that someone, anyone, has a Eureka! moment and saves us all from this existential crisis.