Throwing Money at It: Solution 3 - Buy a Better Website
Because, honestly, what else are you going to do with this meeting?
When all else fails, it's time to bring in the big guns: hiring a team of experts to build a website that's not a complete disaster.
Meet our team of highly trained, overpaid web developers who will craft a website that's a marvel of modern engineering.
Features:
- Customizable font sizes (because who needs accessibility, really?)
- Animations and transitions that will make your eyes water
- A "Loading..." screen that will make you question the very fabric of existence
But wait, there's more! Our website will come with a complimentary side of:
- A "Help" section that's just a bunch of jumbled links to Stack Overflow
- A "Contact Us" page that will just lead to a phone number that nobody answers
- A "Terms and Conditions" that's just a bunch of legalese that nobody reads
Solution 4: Just Add More Glitter
Solution 2: Reboot the Whole Thing