Throwing Money at It: Solution 3 - Buy a Better Website

Because, honestly, what else are you going to do with this meeting?

When all else fails, it's time to bring in the big guns: hiring a team of experts to build a website that's not a complete disaster.

Meet our team of highly trained, overpaid web developers who will craft a website that's a marvel of modern engineering.

Features:

• Customizable font sizes (because who needs accessibility, really?)
• Animations and transitions that will make your eyes water
• A "Loading..." screen that will make you question the very fabric of existence

But wait, there's more! Our website will come with a complimentary side of:

• A "Help" section that's just a bunch of jumbled links to Stack Overflow
• A "Contact Us" page that will just lead to a phone number that nobody answers
• A "Terms and Conditions" that's just a bunch of legalese that nobody reads

Solution 4: Just Add More Glitter

Solution 2: Reboot the Whole Thing