The Decisive Action Plan - Meeting 527 - Possible Solutions

Because 527 was Not Enough

After 5 years and 27 meetings, we've finally reached the pinnacle of indecision. It's time to get down to business.

Option 1: Do Nothing and See What Happens

A bold approach to decision-making. Who needs actual solutions, anyway?

Or, you know, Option 2: Actually Try Something

Option 2: Actually Try Something (But Don't Get Too Excited)

A slightly less terrible approach. We'll pretend to be decisive, but don't expect anything to change.

Or, if you must, Option 3: Actually Do Something (We Warn You, It'll Probably Fail)

Option 3: Actually Do Something (We Warn You, It'll Probably Fail)

The ultimate cop-out. If you're still reading this, you're basically just trolling yourself.

Or, if you're feeling brave, Option 4: Actually Do Something (With Our Fingers Crossed)

Meetings 528-999 available upon request. Because, honestly, who's counting?