Meetings prophets of doom

Meetings have become so dull and boring, we've decided to spice things up with a dash of desperation.

Introducing 528: The Solution That Actually Wont Work But We Need to Try it, a revolutionary new approach that involves:

Reversing the order of the agenda
Playing the company's theme song on repeat during the whole meeting
Forcing everyone to wear neon pink hats
Having a 30-minute break every 10 minutes

Because, why not?

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