Option 1: The "Just Do It" Method
Our top-secret panel of experts will just do it for you.
Don't worry about the details, we'll handle the tedious parts. See technical specifications.
Option 2: The "Consult the Manual" Method
We'll give you a 500-page manual that's sure to make you question every life decision you've ever made.
It's like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, but with more paper cuts and less adventure.
Option 3: The "Call an Expert" Method
We have an expert on speed dial, but only for really big problems.
Don't call unless it's life or death; we're not your personal genie.