Today, we're tackling the thorn in the side of every respectable gathering: the Scone. It's been 20 minutes since we last met, and we've made little progress. Our expert panel of Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Dr. Emily J. Sconestein, and Professor Thaddeus W. McSconeface is ready to weigh in.
Dr. Sconestein's Scone-tology 101