Attendees:
Dr. Doe: "We've been experiencing issues with the toaster in the break room. It's been spitting out burnt toast at an alarming rate."
Mr. Smith: "I've been saying that for weeks. We need to replace it with a newer model, one that doesn't require so much maintenance."
Ms. Jane: "I think we should just use the toaster as a planter. It's still good for something."
Dr. Doe: "I think we should invest in a team of robotic, self-driving accountants. They'll save us so much time and money."
Mr. Smith: "That's a great idea, Jane. But what about the inevitable robot uprising? We should have a contingency plan in place."
Ms. Jane: "Don't be ridiculous, John. The robots will be programmed to love us. They'll be like a never-ending supply of free hugs and cappuccinos."
Meeting adjourned at 3:14 PM. Next meeting scheduled for next Wednesday.
Hyperlinks: