The Disappearance of Bob, Again

The Impact of Bob's Absence

It's happened again. Bob has vanished. This time, it's not just his lunchbox that's gone missing, but he himself. The team is in disarray, and productivity has come to a grinding halt.

Option 1: Call His Mom

We know, we know, it's not the first time we've tried this. But seriously, who else can we blame this on?

Option 2: Search the Perimeter

It's not like we haven't done this before, but someone's gotta do it. Maybe this time, we'll actually find him.

Option 3: Declare Him Dead

Let's face it, Bob's been MIA for weeks. It's time to move on. We can just pretend he's still here, but, you know, "working from home".