The Disappearance of Bob (Again)

The Impact of Bob's Absence (Part 5: Declare Him Dead)

After 5 days of intense investigation, the team has finally reached the conclusion that Bob is, in fact, dead. The evidence speaks for itself: his keyboard is still here, but his chair is gone. The plot thickens, folks!

We have been scouring the office for any sign of Bob's presence, but it seems he's truly gone for good. His coffee mug is still on his desk, but it's just gathering dust. A sad, sad sight.

Possible Solutions:

• The Search Party
• The Mysterious Neighbor Incident
• The Undertaker Incident
• The Buried Treasure

Next Steps:

We will continue to scour the office for any sign of Bob, but in the meantime, we'll need to declare him dead and move on. Someone, please, for the love of all that is good, take away this keyboard and chair. It's getting awkward.

Hyperlinks:

For further reading on this subject, please see:

• The Bob Sighting
• The Last Seen Alive
• The Mysterious Disappearance