The Disappearance of Bob, Again

It's been 6 months, 3 weeks, and 4 days since Bob vanished. We've had enough.

Here are the possible explanations for his disappearance:

• The Possibility of Bob being Possessed by Cthulhu
• The Possibility of Bob Trying to Start a New Trend
• The Possibility of Bob Being Trapped in a Time Loop
• The Possibility of Bob Being Possessed by a Kraken (Again)

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story!

Or don't. We're all just as clueless as the authorities.