The Disappearance of Bob

Bob, the office slacker, has gone missing again. We've had to start a support group just to deal with his absence.

Investigation

The police were called, but they just laughed and told us to "get over it."

Our HR department is on the case, but they're being super slow.

We're offering a reward for anyone with information on Bob's whereabouts.

Bob Is In Hiding The Mysterious Society for Bob Lovers

Disclaimer: Bob is probably just playing video games in his basement. Don't worry.