Solution 2: The Bob-Adjustment Algorithm

Presented by B. T. Adjuster, Esq.

Summary: A comprehensive guide to adjusting Bob's attitude, ensuring optimal productivity and minimal eye-rolling.

Step 1: Identify the Problem

Recognize the signs of Bob's attitude adjustment issues: excessive sighs, eye-rolling, and spontaneous combustion of nearby objects.

Consult the Consultation 1 notes for further guidance.

Step 2: Implement Solution

        1.  Create a Bob-Adjustment Chart (BAC)
        2.  Assign a color-coding system (red for "don't even", yellow for "improvement needed", and green for " Bob is awesome")
        3.  Track Bob's progress, adjusting the chart as needed
        4.  Reward Bob with Bob Awards for milestones achieved
    

For further assistance, refer to the Consultation 2 notes.

Side effects of this solution may include increased productivity, reduced eye-rolling, and spontaneous combustion of nearby objects. Prolonged use can lead to Bob becoming a certified Certified Bobber.

Next Steps:

• Solution 1: The Bob-Induced Time-Warping Technique