We're all here because the last meeting was a success. I mean, it was a success in the classical sense. People showed up, we talked, and we left. But let's be real, we all know what we're here for: to waste our time discussing the futility of our endeavors.
Today's agenda includes:
We'll also be having a break for "free" food, but let's be real, it's not like it's free. Someone's still got to pay for it.
Discuss possible solutions to the meeting ประกDiscuss the futility of our actions Take a break to contemplate the meaninglessness of it all