540 The Meeting Squad Gets Smart

We're not just a group of people stuck in a conference room, we're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated ninjas.

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Possible Solutions

  1. Assign a team member the role of "Timekeeper" and have them stand on a chair to keep us on schedule.
  2. Introduce a strict 15-minute break every hour for "Emergency Caffeine Intake".
  3. Replace all whiteboards with a whiteboard that plays a soothing, ambient noise to help us stay focused.
  4. Hold meetings in a virtual reality environment, where we can all just pretend to be interested in each other's faces.
  5. Install a robot that shoots a small amount of water into our faces to keep us hydrated and alert.
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