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Meet the 550 Ninja Training Program

Sneaky Stealth

Join us for an intensive 550-hour program of ninja training, where you'll learn the art of sneaking, creeping, and lurking in the shadows. You'll be a master of disguise, a virtuoso of ventilation systems, and a ninja of no-nonsense ninja skills.

Stealth Techniques | Sneaking Around Town

Stealth Techniques:

Distracting the Enemy with a Tap Dance
Throwing a Sock in the Direction Opponent is Moving
Using a Toilet Paper Roller as a Stealth Device

Disclaimer: This program is not responsible for any injuries, lost items, or destroyed relationships caused by excessive use of stealth techniques. You have been warned.

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