Possible Solutions - The Frank Incident Report, Part 5

Meeting Minutes

Attendees:

• Bob Smith, CTO (via Video Conference)
• Sarah Lee, Marketing (via Phone)
• Juan Hernandez, IT (in person)
• John Doe, Intern (coffee-fetching)

Discussion Points:

• The IT department has managed to contain the incident, but not before our server's CPU usage hit 100%.
• We've lost 3 days of productivity due to constant meetings.
• The CEO has threatened to send in an external consultant.
• Bob Smith's cat, Mr. Whiskers, has been secretly controlling our network.

Next Steps:

Due to the gravity of the situation, we've scheduled another meeting in 2 hours to discuss the following options:

• Option 1: Rebrand the company to "FrankCorp"
• Option 2: Fire everyone and start anew
• Option 3: Call in an exorcist to rid us of Mr. Whiskers' influence

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