It's time for the next installment of our ongoing series, Security Camera Installation Update! In this episode, we'll be covering the thrilling tale of how we managed to install 17 cameras in the break room alone, and the subsequent rise of the camera rebellion.
As of today, 17 cameras are currently watching over the break room, providing a sense of unease and paranoia to all who enter. But wait, it gets better! We've also managed to install a few cameras in the supply closet, because who doesn't want to watch you restocking toilet paper?
But don't worry, it's not all bad news. We've also installed a few cameras that can shoot in slow motion, because who needs actual security when you can watch the coffee machine brew in super-slow motion?
But what's the real star of the show? Our new favorite camera, "Cam3", which can shoot in 3D! It's like having your own personal camera crew following you everywhere you go. Except, it's not actually following you, it's just following everyone, all the time.
It's been reported that someone has been stealing the last slice of pizza from the break room fridge, and we have reason to believe it's one of our very own security cameras. But don't worry, we have a plan to catch the culprit!
It's not just a camera, it's a crew! Our camera team is made up of the most dedicated, the most hard-hitting, and the most camera-loving individuals in the business. And they're all here to bring you the most thrilling security updates!
Want to see all the cameras at once? Look no further! Our brand new Camera Control Center will give you the power to monitor all 17 cameras, 24/7. Because who needs sleep when you can watch the coffee machine brew in slow motion?