MEETINGS: POSSIBLE SOLUTIONS: IMPLEMENTATION

Implementation Status: 34% Complete

After 5 days of intense brainstorming, we have narrowed down the options to the following:

Please review each option carefully and let us know which one you choose.

Let's just do what we've always done.

Pros: Easy, simple, and doesn't require any real effort.

Cons: Might actually work.

Next Steps: Do nothing.

Let's try something completely new and innovative.

Pros: Might just work, who knows?

Cons: Probably won't work, but we'll figure it out as we go.

Next Steps: Call in some random consultants.

Let's just pick something from the hat.

Pros: It's not like it'll make a difference, right?

Cons: It might actually work, but probably won't.

Next Steps: Flip a coin.

Let's just make something up as we go.

Pros: We'll have fun doing it!

Cons: We'll probably get fired.

Next Steps: Pretend we're still in charge.

We'll just use jargon and technical mumbo-jumbo to confuse everyone.

Pros: They'll never understand what we're talking about.

Cons: We'll never understand what we're talking about either.

Next Steps: Get someone to explain it to us.