Today we're going to implement the Phase 1: Building of the Bridge to Nowhere.
- Action Items:
- Get a crane to lift the first 5 tons of useless rocks.
- Construct a 5-story building that serves no purpose.
- Write a 10-page report on why this is a good use of resources.
- Questions and Concerns:
- How will we transport the rocks to the site?
- What if someone actually tries to build a bridge?
- Who will be responsible for cleaning up the mess?
- Action Items (Cont):
- Get HR to sign off on the new "Bridge to Nowhere" job titles.
- Update the company handbook to include "Bridge to Nowhere Fridays" as a new company tradition.
- Order 1000 "Bridge to Nowhere" t-shirts for the team.
- Decisions:
- The bridge will be painted bright pink.
- The rocks will be replaced with slightly smaller rocks.
- The report will be printed on recycled paper.
Meeting adjourned. Next meeting: Phase 2: The Bridge to Nowhere 2.0