MEETINGS ARE FOR KILLERS

Today's meeting was a real nail-biter. The meeting squad went ninja. Literally.

We discussed the finer points of procrastination, the art of doing nothing, and the best ways to hide from work.

Agenda:

• Procrastination techniques
• Best ways to avoid eye contact with coworkers
• Baking a cake

Decisions:

• We will all wear ninja costumes to the next meeting.
• Our new company slogan will be "We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy."
• We will have a cake-eating contest during the next meeting.

Next Meeting: Ninja Pledges

The Cake Conundrum