Meeting Minutes: Possible Solution #581

Present:

• John Doe, Chief Idea Generator
• Jane Doe, Chief Coffee Machine Operator
• Bob, Chief Sarcasm Specialist

Objective:

We were tasked with resolving the existential crisis of the stapler jammed 5 times in the last week.

Solutions proposed:

• John Doe: "We need to invest in a new stapler. One that's more resilient, like a ninja."
• Jane Doe: "Or we can just buy more staples."
• Bob: "Ha! You're all wrong. The stapler was just having a midlife crisis, like me."

Decision:

After much deliberation, we decided to go with John's ninja-stapler idea. Because, why not?

Next Steps:

• 582-600: Follow-up Meeting: Ninja-Stapler Procurement and Training
• 601-700: Post-Ninja-Stapler-Deployment Review and Adjustment