Meeting Minutes: 581 Ninja Meeting Squad Pledges to Be Lazy

The 581 Ninja Meeting Squad met to discuss the pressing issue of laziness in the modern ninja world. After a heated debate, the squad decided to make a collective pledge to prioritize napping, snacking, and procrastination.

• Item 1: Establish a minimum of 2 hours for daily napping.
• Item 2: Prioritize snack breaks over actual combat training.
• Item 3: Abandon all hope for achieving ninja perfection.

With these resolutions, the 581 Ninja Meeting Squad is poised to become the laziest ninja squad the world has ever seen.