What Happened:
It started with a simple question: "Where's the report?"
But as we dug deeper, the mystery only deepened.
Some say it was eaten by the copier. Others claim it was spirited away by the intern.
We're still searching for answers.
Theories:
- It was hidden by the IT department as a prank.
- The report was actually a metaphor for the meaning of life.
- We just plain forgot where we put it.