html Meetings: Possible Solutions

Meeting Solutions for the Chronically Unprepared

Welcome to the land of "Maybe We'll Get to This Later." Here, the meetings never end.

Solution 1: The 10 prophets and 3 epics method

This method involves pretending to have 13 solutions while actually having none.

Solution 2: The 5 whys and a maybe

This method is similar to the first but with more handwaving.

Solution 3: The "I'll just check my email" method

This method involves checking your email while pretending to listen to someone else.

Solution 4: The "Let's table this" method

This method involves saying "let's table this" while secretly having no intention of tabling it.

Solution 5: The "I'm just going to go grab a sandwich" method

This method involves going to get a sandwich while pretending to be on a break.

Solution 6: The "Who's on first?" method

This method involves pretending to not know the answer while actually knowing it.

Solution 7: The "Let's just agree to disagree" method

This method involves agreeing to disagree while secretly planning to do the opposite.

Solution 8: The "I'll just go check the notes" method

This method involves checking the notes while pretending to have a meeting with someone else.

Solution 9: The "I'm on the phone with my mom" method

This method involves pretending to be on the phone with someone while actually just scrolling through social media.

Solution 10: The "I'm just going to go get some air" method

This method involves going outside while pretending to need fresh air.