A collection of possible solutions, all 700 of them.
Because, let's face it, sometimes the best solutions are the obvious ones.
1. Use more duct tape.
2. Call a plumber.
Because, let's be real, sometimes the obvious ones aren't so obvious after all.
3. Install a new water heater.
4. Get a bigger house.
Because, let's be honest, sometimes the less obvious ones are just plain crazy.
5. Build a robot that solves all your problems.
6. Declare yourself a king.