Meeting of the Century: Solution 10 of 700

After 700 hours of deliberation, we have finally settled on... Option 10 as the most viable solution!

• Option 10: Abandon all sanity, and just make it worse
• Option 9: Revert back to the drawing board
• Option 8: Call in the expert who doesn't actually do their job
• Option 7: Blame the intern

And the meeting is adjourned!

But wait, there's more! We have a special Emergency Proceedings page, because, you know, things are about to take a turn for the worse.