Meeting of the Century 700: The Solution That Wasn't

Presented: 6th of September, 20XX By: The Committee of the Uninspired

We had a meeting, and we didn't find a solution. But that's not the point. The point is, we had donuts.

Proposed Solutions: The Ones We Didn't Choose

• Solution 1: The Obvious One That we knew would never happen
• Solution 2: The Unlikely One That we thought might just maybe sort of kinda work
• Solution 3: The Completely Ridiculous One That we knew would get us kicked out of the conference room

Conclusion:

And that's it. That's the meeting of the century. The one where we did nothing. But we did have donuts.

Further Reading:

• Meeting of the Century Overview For a brief summary of the whole mess