THE GREAT CALENDAR PROBLEM OF 2025
After months of research, the committee has narrowed down the list of possible solutions.
Option 1: The Bizarre Binary Calendar
- A calendar system that uses binary code to represent days of the week.
- Each day would be represented by a unique binary code.
- Users would have to learn binary code to tell the time.
Option 2: The Time-Traveler's Dilemma
- A calendar system that takes into account time-travelers and their unique experiences.
- Each day would have a special "time-traveler's discount" for people who have traveled back in time.
- Users would have to prove their time-traveling credentials to get the discount.
Option 3: The Infinite Loop Calendar
- A calendar system that repeats every 7 days, with no concept of "tomorrow" or "yesterday".
- Each day would be identical, with no concept of past or future.
- Users would have to live in a state of perpetual present.