Meetings: Possible Solutions

Option 9: The "I'm Not A Morning Person" Strategy

Meetings are a necessary evil, but let's be real, they're often a soul-sucking vortex of productivity-killing drudgery. That's why we're proposing Option 9: The "I'm Not A Morning Person" Strategy.

This involves setting your alarm clock to 3 PM and declaring yourself a vampire. When your colleagues ask when you're coming in, you can just say "I'm still recovering from last night's...ahem...late night".

• Pros:
• - No more early morning meetings
• - You can just roll out of bed and stumble into the conference room
• - You'll be the only one who still uses a flip phone

• Cons:
• - Your social life will suffer
• - You'll have to eat a lot of cold cereal for lunch
• - You might start to resemble a vampire

Option 7: The "Just Hit The Snooze Button" Strategy Option 10: The "Fake A Fake Mustache" Strategy