The 8th Possible Solution to the 13th Meeting

After 12 failed attempts, we finally got here. Let's review the options.

Implement a new, more efficient meeting software that doesn't crash every 5 minutes.
Limit meeting attendees to only those with a pulse.
Replace the conference table with a ping-pong table. It's more engaging.
Hold virtual meetings, but only for those who have already solved world hunger.
Introduce a strict no-talking policy. Everyone just nods in agreement.
Make the meeting room a giant ball pit. It's a distraction.
Have each person present a 5-minute stand-up comedy set before discussing anything.
Replace the whiteboard with a giant chalkboard. It's more... rustic.
Have a 'meeting ninja' who silently kills any discussion that gets off track.
Hold a 24-hour meeting where everyone just stares at a blank whiteboard.
Replace the meeting with a game of 'Telephone'. It's more engaging, right?