Meetings: Possible Solutions - Panic Protocol

Level 8: Panic Protocol

Emergency Response Procedure

In the event of an emergency, please refer to our standard operating procedures.

1. Call the emergency hotline: 1-800-PANIC-8
2. Activate the panic button: Panic Button Protocol
3. Deploy the backup coffee machine: Caffeine Intervention Unit

Do not attempt to leave the building without first consulting the emergency response plan.

Remember: A good meeting is like a good coffee: it's all about the ratio of discussion-to-decision.

Success Stories from our panic protocol.

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