The Table Runner: 801

A Solution to All Your Meeting-Related Problems

In this, the 8th of 9 iterations of the Table Runner solution suite, we've reached the pinnacle of meeting management.

Meetings, once a scourge upon humanity, are now a thing of the past. Well, almost.

With the Table Runner 801, you'll never be late, never be unprepared, and never have to endure the soul-sucking drudgery of small talk.

Features:

• Auto-generate meeting agendas based on your deepest, darkest fears.
• Guaranteed 100% meeting attendance rate, or your money back.
• Automated meeting minutes, complete with witty banter and passive-aggressive asides.

But wait, there's more! Click here for the Table Runner 802, where meetings are not just managed, but actually enjoyable.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here for the Table Runner 800, where meetings are not just a necessary evil, but an excuse to eat a free sandwich.

But be warned, the Table Runner 801 is the real deal. The others are just pretenders to the throne.