Meetings: The Possible Solutions

As we all know, meetings can be the bane of productivity. But what if they didn't have to be? What if, instead, they were the source of inspiration, creativity, and occasional mild panic attacks?

Meetings for the Clueless

For those who still don't know what a meeting is, here's a quick primer:

A group of people sitting in a room, staring at each other.
Talking, sometimes loudly, sometimes in hushed tones.
Deciding that, actually, the project is going nowhere and we're all doomed.

Meetings for the Ambitious

For those who are ready to take on the world, or at least their project, here's what you can do:

Set clear goals and deadlines (just kidding, who needs those).
Assign tasks with reckless abandon (just make sure to blame someone else when it all goes wrong).
Micromanage every aspect of the project (just to make sure you're not the only one responsible).

Meetings for the Insatiably Curious

For those who are just plain weird, here's where things start to get really interesting:

Discuss, at length, the meaning of life and the importance of color-coding.
Role-play scenarios, just for fun.
Conduct impromptu experiments in team-building (just to see if you can get away with it).

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Meetings for the Paranoid

Meetings for the Sadistic